I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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