I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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