OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He did a backflip because drugs
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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