I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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