There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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