i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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