You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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