I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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