I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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