Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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