no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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