I just made out with a guy for $7.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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