I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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