season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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