normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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