I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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