I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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