RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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