dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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