if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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