they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
