If that was your dad, he is hot
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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