look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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