this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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