I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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