He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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