Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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