Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
