We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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