dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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