If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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