Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
