id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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