I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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