And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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