I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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