So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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