So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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