for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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