i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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