Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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