I hate your face
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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