Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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