i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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