There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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