Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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