Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
