Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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