You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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