we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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