Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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