he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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