everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He did a backflip because drugs
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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