your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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