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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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