when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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