So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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