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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?

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(518): View more from New York

Only a mothe r could love this liver

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(510): View more from California

Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex

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(806): View more from Texas

What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???

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(954): View more from Florida

malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away

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(804): View more from Virginia

well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.

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(903): View more from Texas

I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...

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(407): View more from Florida

I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.

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