i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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