We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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